Ginjitsu
the martial art created and mastered by ginja’s. many techniques include quick fiery attacks, and stealing women from other guys without any effort. some teachings include the ability to resurrect a relationship between another couple, once the ginja has slept with the women in question.
i finally got back with my gf after she f-cked that red head…….
yep that’s the sacred art of ginjitsu, his d-ck must be cupid’s arrow….
the art of bashing the ‘gin’ by best means possible. bashing the gin has many meanings, but we say, in all things gin!!!
“hey man, i’ve been to gin jitsu cl-sses for 3 months, i’ve developed a healthy beer gut and i’m now skillful in “the 4 by 2 with nails” the “star dropper yielding 1 & 2” and i’ve learnt how to disarm three gins with broken flagons.
“no sh-t trev, where do i sign up?”
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