Giovoni
the perfect boyfriend . the guy you can tell anything to and he’d still love you regardless of how much of a freak or werido you are . he’s someone you can’t find a flaw in but he’s got is oddd side at times . ;d
<3 gosh, my boyfriend is such a giovoni !
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