Giraffe Neck

when you take a sh-t so big, that people mistake it for a giraffe’s neck.
dad, my -n-s hurts, i just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck.
to botch or bungle. an exclamation of frustration.
oh giraffe-neck! i just dropped my shampoo bottle on my foot. it really hurt.
the art of inserting your entire arm in a womans’ v-g-n-.
a: bro, i totally giraffe necked that chick, maddie!

b: …did she die?

a: yeah… but it was totally worth it!

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