Giraffeing


when the turtling as gone before it’s means and the battle between you holding your sh-t in and it forcing its way out looks like a giraffe’s head and neck coming out.
i was in the checkout line at wal-mart turtling it took so long by the time i got to the bathroom, i had to sh-t so bad it had turned it to giraffeing. it was literally as if a giraffe stuck it’s head out my -ss and touching the back of my knee.

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