Girl Cheese


girl cheese is not to be mistaken for grilled cheese, a delicious treat made by placing a slice of cheese between two slices of bread and grilling.
that being said, girl cheese refers to the build-up of v-g-n-l secretions in a girl’s panties; this occurs if a pair of panties has been worn for more than two days in a row. after three, the stench becomes noticeable. after 5, the odor becomes unbearable and the lining of the underwear is white and stiff.

girl cheese can also be used as a nickname for pretty much any std a female can have on/in her genitalia.
dude, she may be hot but she’s a wh-r-. i heard she has a major case of girl cheese.

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