Girl Math


when a pair of cute shoes retail at $89 and you find them on sale for $29; you did not save $60, yet this means you have $60 yet to spend!
c-ssie: omg, these are only $29??
melissa: nice, what’s the retail?
c-ssie: $89
melissa: you have $60 left to spend!
melissa & c-ssie: girl math!!
it is when you put an expense in terms that a girl can understand. if it costs $300.00 to get your brakes fixed, that is 4 pairs of shoes and three tubes of lipstick in girl math.
kenzie: a: omg! that speeding ticket is going to cost me $200.00!
amber: that is like 2 pairs of shoes, 1 bottle of nail polish and 2 packages of skittles and a diet c-ke in girl math.
arithmetic which is only relevant to females.
he exasperatedly reminded her: “don’t ask me the ages of our children, or how many years we’ve been married — that’s girlmath.”

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