Girlfriend Intruder
a male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the p-ss out of you. the difference between a c-ck block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn’t have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.
josh: dude. whats up?
brandon: nothing much. mike’s such a girlfriend intruder
kyle: lets eat him.
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