girlfriend season
that time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.
dude#1: i love the start of football season !
dude#2: yeah now that summer is almost over and i can’t chase bikini’s around the beach anymore it’s also girlfriend season.
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the time period roughly between november to february, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. this pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. the forced relationship is often dragged out until just after valentine’s day.
another phrase for cuffing season.
(at a family gathering)
cousin a: who’s that sk-nky girl holding hands with brian?
cousin b: no idea, never seen her before.
cousin a: well, it is girlfriend season, i guess he had to bring someone.
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