girlfriend upgrade
when a guy’s present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either a. not a giant cow . b. not a loud, angry, annoying b-tch. c. not a thief and a std ho-bag
situation – a dude p-sses his “bro” on the street holding hands with a new girl.
dude- “what’s up man ?! i see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade.”
man with girl- “that’s right, homey, the last one was so fat i couldn’t walk outside and see the sun anymore. she cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. my skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.
dude- girlfriend upgrade is the best medicine playa.
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