girlfrienditis
a disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. usually seen in more nerdy guys.
can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.
a guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend…
his bro replys:
“wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche.”
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