girlfriendzoning
the -sshole thing that most dudes do to every chick they meet. they immediately -ssume that if they are a “nice guy” they will be rewarded with p-ssy and rainbows. if the rainbows are not shiny enough, venomous hate is rained down upon the ladyfolk, saying that the poor manboys have been “friendzoned”.
dude i am the nicest c-cksucker around but somehow none of the panties of girls i deem f-ckable drop when i walk by. my world is sadder and specialer than unicorn j-zz.
…well if you’d stop girlfriendzoning every woman you meet we wouldn’t have to sh-t on your b-lls day in and out. it’s f-cking exhausting, really. and i ran out sh-ts to give years ago so i’ve been phoning in the bile for quite a while now anyway.
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