Girlscout Cookie
a tasty snack treat made from real girlscouts.
young girl selling cookies on corner: would you like to buy a girlscout cookie?
p-sserby: are they made with real girlscouts?
toung girl selling cookies on corner: (puzzled expression) no…?
p-sserby: then i don’t want any. by the way, is your mom training you to be a prost-tute?
you go up to a girl’s door(a complete stranger) and ring the doorbell. when she answers, you ask in a high voice “wanna buy some cookies?” she then invites you in and you proceded to f-ck her in the -sshole.
i went to this b-tch margie’s house and gave her the most chocolate-y girl scout cookie ever.
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