purple balls
the most severe case of blue b-lls. when one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy b-lls, watching a lot of p-rn, aggresiveness and rudeness. usually happens to nice guys, geeks and other guys who aren’t able to find anyone to f-ck. and remember, jacking off by your computer won’t help!
the cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).
oh man, i really have the purple b-lls, i didn’t f-ck for ages!
yesterday i tried to cure my purple b-lls by jerking off by youp-rn but after that it got even worse…
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