girltime
noun, c.f. modern english ‘girl + time’
1. time intended just for the girls, inclusive of sappy films, makeovers, and large amounts of ben & jerry’s ice cream. men are generally unwelcome during girltime, although exceptions may be made for h-m-s-xual males of the femme variety.
2. a cataclysmic monthly event roughly tied to the lunar cycle which drives otherwise sane biological females into fits of unpredictable rage, weeping, and self-loathing.
1. girl #1 to girl #2: ‘it’s girltime tonight, so you gotta come over. my boy’s out, and i’ve got the notebook, avocado facial masque, and a tub of chunky monkey! you can bring your pet f-g if he lets me paint his nails.’
2. once a month, my f-ghag’s girltime turns a week of my life into a maelstrom of male guilt, hurried attempts at appeas-m-nt, and ego stroking.
a special time in life for women when they rant about their sh-tty lives and s-xy celebritys that they will clearly never have s-x with, unless the subject is drunk and on meth.
judy – omfg, my life is teh sh-tness.
margaret – sh-t, tom cruise is hot.
miriam- this is totally girl time material.
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