Girlums


a word used by complete f-ggots on internet forums to describe their fat other-half.

said person is usually an internet troll with 0% life and was abused as a child.
“my girlums is the best!”

“i love my girlums!”
girlum – (noun) a girl or woman who shares a number of traits with the character gollum from lord of the rings. example traits: stringy hair, dark mis-sized eyes, raspy voice, jumpy dissettled manner, etc..
look at that ugly chick, she’s a total girlum.

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