Girly Rant


a rant of epic proportions specifically about a girls new crush. is only really accepted by girls.

susan: will you pardon me, i really have to girly rant.
jill: go ahead, i want to hear it.
susan: gee! hes so cute, and hes got these great eyes, have i mentioned how funny he is? we have so much in common! hes just amazing… (goes on)
jill: thats great!

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