Girraffacorn
girraffacorns are giraffes mixed with unicorns. basically a girrafe with a horn. they are very magical and rare. if you spot one and don’t harm or hurt it, you’ll have good luck for a week. if you hurt or annoy it, have fun for the next week :/
dude, i just saw a girraffacorn!
really?
yeah, and i hit it with a rock!
hahahahahaha
what?
have fun for the next week!
what do you mean?
you have bad luck now! hahahahahahabdhahaba shouldn’t have hit it!
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