to ball something up, to wad something up
you had the blanket girted up between your legs.
- laser snake
a rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. it shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. it is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this […]
- crotch stench
that horrible odor that comes from your genital area when you’re not practicing proper hygiene. “d-mn boi, you got that major crotch stench!”
- tend my sheep
tending someone’s sheep is taking a razor and shaving a guys hairy ball sack d-mn last night gina had to tend my sheep.
- cheese club
when you and a group of buds get together and put cheese whiz on your dongs and slap each other with your yellow fun sticks, usually gets pretty messy but it’s also a fun way to enjoy your whiz me: hey kevin, wanna come over after school and join our cheese club? kevin: what’s that? […]
all round good bloke who loves being a true aussie with his s-xual mullet. good at make one h-ll of a snag on the barbie with smokey bbq sauce. “donchi turned me on with his s-xy mullet.”