girth-gallus
the act of being born in a spectacular manner resembling a surprise party. includes streamers, balloons, party hats etc.
guy 1: hey did you hear about dave’s birth?
guy 2: no, how was it?
guy 1: it was sooo girth-gallus.
guy 2: i’m jealous.
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