girthy gervin
human replica of the ice age turtle
1. go to nearest bathroom
2. door locked
3. lights off
4. candle lit
5. -n-l lube in wine gl-ss
6. pants down
7. b-tt cheeks clenched
8. spin in three circles saying “girthy gervin, girthy gervin, girthy gervin”
9. the ice age turtle will appear behind you
Read Also:
- rock cosby
when a female jams rocks into a mans -sshole and jerks him to completion then sh-ts the rocks on her chest. girl last night i gave my man the best rock cosby ever!
- blast basket
another name for a v-g-n- or -ss. yo all you have to do is buy her that kfc 5 dollar fill up box and then she’ll let you fill up her blast basket.
- catastructive
a contraction for catastrophic destruction. an event so unimaginably disastrous that no single word describes it. an end of the world as we know it scenario. the major breach exercise we are doing this year is profoundly catastructive; i hope we never face it for real!
- problema
problema is a turm used in spanish to say problem daughter :thanks for everything you do for me mom : no problema
- turdyaleggin
t-rdyaleggin(t-rd-ya-legging) when a t-rd comes down your leg, usually accidental. can be done in sport or for humor. otherwise known as cr-pping your pants. oh cr-p! guess we can cross fertilizer off the home depot list. grandpa is out in the garden t-rdyaleggin again!