Girthy Turd
a girthy t-rd occurs when you fist your -ss, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green sh-t. also referred as a shrek dump (a big green watery sh-t).
the other day my -sshole muscle squeezed out a girthy t-rd and it left me with a b-tt guppy.
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