Girthzilla


noun: 1. a term used to describe ones toolbox after multiple jelqing sessions. 2. an object or thing that has a larger circ-mference than length.
after 40 strokes of jelqing per day, sob’s girth increased from 3″ to 6″.

after taking some megapump5000 girthexplodetron powder, alex’s biceps became m-ssive girthzillas.

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