girting is when in a conversation the person listening is looking intensely at the speaker and trying really hard to make him believe that he’s actually listening or giving a fuc-k.
”oh, he’s such a good listener!
– no, he’s not! he’s just girting. he doesnt give a fu-k!”
- long belly
an over weight man who’s belly extends far beyond a normal man! long belly’s are known to be hungry, tired, n heavy. 1.d-mnn…dudes gotta long belly! it d-mn near touches his toes!! 2. hey long belly! u gotta kid in there? funny things to say 2 a long belly: 1.take a lap 2. don’t eat […]
- long distance f*cking
having a s-xual relationship, even though it is long-distance. you may not get to touch each other at all. cheaper than marriage. me: you look tired. him: yeah, i’m having a long distance f-ck-ng last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
- crayola queen
someone who wears so much make up, it makes them look like that they just rubbed a whole packet of crayons on their face. normally this is for a girl, hence the crayola ‘queen’ check out how much make-up that crayola queen is wearing…. ———————————————- look at that crayola queen!!
the act of derping like a noodle head. thing 1: that herp is such a derpnoodle thing 42: yeah i could totally kick his -ss
a person that is down, but happens to be non-black aka the use of “my n-gg-” to a white person. you know that b-tch? yeah thats jill, shes my schniggy.