gisdom
ghost wisdom. the wisdom p-ssed down from ghosts of past, present and future.
night janitor: what’s that noise in the girl’s locker room?
oh, god! how did the c-ke machine get moved in front of the stall? who turned on the f-cking showers?!
blonde girl poltergeist: it’s meee. tee heee.. and now you die.
night janitor: lord, save me from her wicked gisdom! those d-mn wiccan kids must’ve done this.
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