Gissur
the holy nordic emperor, 2023-2050, legendary emperor of scandinavia, responsible for the annexation of germany and france into the holy nordic empire in 2024, which triggered the second golden age of scandinavian sociodespotism throughout the western hemisphere. poisoned at the age of 72 by agents of the rogue militant nordic publishers accociation which resulted in the kattegat channel conflict which spurred the fall og the holy nordic empire sixteen years later.
he runs his business like gissur.
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