Glass cactus
a gl-ss cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and pr-ckly in demeanor. often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pr-cked and bleeding, again.
example: “starscream is a gl-ss cactus, he’s pretty, but you just can’t get close to him. anything you say can and will be used against you or, he’ll lock himself in his room.”
Read Also:
- glitteritis
the excessive inflammation of craft-supply herpes, glitter. primarily an issue among soul-sucking dirtpigs. i found sparkles ground into my f-cking floor boards, the glitteritis has struck again.
- go all the way
have s-x or -rg-sm my girlfriend has the hottest -ss! i’m trying to get her to go all the way with me. this is when you show of your powers of f-cking. you don’t stop at all throughout s-xual intercourse and most importantly show how you aren’t a m-ssive p-ssy like most people might think […]
- Mmhhh
an abbreviation for mhm. used mostly by the “cool” kids. eh did you ever get sponsored by the purple-o- board company? mmhhh!!
- Pajazz
a word meaning stuff, or cr-p. that’s completely untrue! where did you hear that pajazz?!
- Pengilly
an extremely small town in northern minnesota with one church, about 4 bars, and populated with rednecks. where does she live? pengilly. where’s that?