gitch cake
n. refers to the flattened m-ss of poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to p–p. only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one -ss cheek to ease the p-ssage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a sh-t in the chute). frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.
“hey boss, i would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but i am in the car, and while i had you on mute, i farted. turns out it wasn’t a fart, and i am sitting in a gitch cake. can i call you back?”
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