Giufjob
noun- an extremely advanced s-xual maneuver that requires champion skill at closing deals while particularly intoxicated. originally preformed during a drunken halloween romp at saint michael’s college in 2008, the inventor of this skillful, but demeaning fornication technique sloppily and eloquently convinced a possibly crusty saint michael’s girl to accompany him to her dormitory room. once in the room, while still unaware of the female’s name the creator of the giufjob consummated their short, but l-stful relationship by engaging in s-xual relations while continuing to wear his halloween mask. following what was reportedly a disappointingly prompt and un-extraordinary -j-c-l-t–n the “giufjobber” in question fled the scene only to discover, contrary to his belief at the time that he was not at the university of vermont. the “giufjober” slinked back to the before mentioned female’s room to spend an increasingly awkward night.
necessary attributes of a giufjob-
1. a mask must be worn throughout the entirety of intercourse
2. an unknown ident-ty
3. little to no recollection of the actual occurrence of the event
4. no memory of the ident-ty or physical appearance of the female s-xual partner
5. extreme intoxication
6. the intercourse must be followed by a devastatingly embarr-ssing event that forces the colored male s-xual partner to stay the night
dude, i giufjobed the sh-t out of this girl last night, i have no f-cking idea who she was. i woke up at 5am, still in my robin custom with my peter out and some crusty b-tch pasted out next to me…got the f-ck out of there. dude, total giufjob.
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