goober grape


an amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut b-tter and jelly conbined in one jar. it can be found at most american supermarkets.
today i went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like sh-t but at least you only have to spread on one substance.
the act of getting -ssaulted by a person with a mental handicap.
i smacked that r-t-rded kid, and he totally goober graped me! i still have a black eye.

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