Give an Old Man a Lap Dance
to show kindness to another. to preform an act of charity unexpectedly. made popular by the todd n tyler radio empire.
jim: i was at the supermarket and this midget couldn’t get to the doritos on the top shelf. so got them down for her.
bob: it always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.
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