give that bitch a shovel


v. to teach someone a lesson or show them who’s boss.

derived from the joke: “how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? give that b-tch a shovel.”
dylan: what would you do if somebody hacked into your computer and changed your background to “h-llo kitty”?
scott: i’d give that b-tch a shovel!

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