girl i would f-ck
d-mn abby is a giwf
- daddy dom rules
a daddy dom should: *cuddle his little girl until she smiles. *kiss her till she sighs. *spank her till it stings. *finger her until she is soaked. *lick her till she shudders. *f-ck her till she screams. *and always respect her! “oh i love my daddy dom he always follows the daddy dom rules!
when you want people to follow you on instagram (and other places) but you’re so over it. me: i want follovers. also me: (does nothing special, or merely creative and expects regonotion for just breathing & and existing) an example of a person who did that: kim kardashian
- mc lit sandwich
a step up from using the phrase “lit”. man 1:”hey bro you hungry?” man 2:”yea man let’s get sonic.” man 1:”alright. i’ll buy.” man 2:”mc lit sandwich bro”
either your saying it and calling some one cute or bye or cool in each meaning is different oh alright bro, blicit
an unexplainable extraterrestrial orangy colored sauce did you buy some martyshini sauce?