gizz mopper
1. taken from the cl-ssic movie, clerks, a gizz mopper is an employee of janitorial status who works at a nudie booth. when satisfied customers blow their loads on the gl-ss… this really doesn’t require much more explanation.
randal: i wonder how much a gizz mopper makes.
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