Gjek
an albanian name usually meaning the word “woman f-cker”.
albanian’s are known for being able to get woman without even being good looking.
also gjek-ing off for jerking off while a woman is sucking ur d-ck. why? because your a f-cking albanian guy.
dad: where were you all night son?
son: i gjek’s like three girls it was incredible.
dad: ???
son: gjek yeah!
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mom: son, what are you doing in the bathroom.
son: oh, you know just gjeking off.
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