GKFLV


stand for goodnight kiss from lord voldemort (an evil wizard in the harry potter series)

used when something bad happens right before you go to bed or fall asleep
-loses page in harry potter book while attempting to put it away to go to sleep-
“shoot. what a gkflv.”

-watches dumbledore die in a harry potter movie-
-screams and starts sobbing uncontrollably-
-neighbors call the cops-
cop: is there a problem here, sir?
guy: aw, man! right before bed, too.
cop: sounds like a gkflv to me.

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