Gladging
the act of having s-x with an old woman.
gladis+vag(short for v-g-n-) = gladge
gladis being a typical old woman name.
oh man, i was gladging so hard the other night.
ooooh baby im gladgin tonight… let’s h-t the bingo hall.
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