gladiator
a ridley scott directed masterpiece of a movie that won best picture for the year 2000. (starring russell crowe and joaquin phoenix) plot outline: when a roman general is betrayed and his family murdered by a corrupt prince, he comes to rome as a gladiator to seek revenge.
mike- “did you see gladiator last night”
kevin- “yeah, it was amazing!!”
1. noun. what people are when they are in the zone or doing very well in a compet-tive event.
2. adj. to show something is incredibly awesome
3. verb. dominate a compet-tive event
synonyms – boss, pro, animal, bad -ss, bamf, beast
usage allowed for all nerds, jock, and the rest of the spectrum.
1. john is a total gladiator at this!
2. dang man, that’s a gladiator science project!
3. frank said he’s ’bout to go all gladiator up in here.
“gladiator” = “glad he ate her”, ie, a man who enjoys eating p-ssy.
he’s gladiator, and so is she!
it is a prank you play at a party. when someone falls asleep at a party, you place your t-st-cl-s in their eye sockets and lay your d-ck gently along their nose so it looks like a gladiator helmet.
then you wake them up.
i woke up and someone was giving me the gladiator.
the s-xual process where a female is in the act of double penetration, and upon the males’ climaxing, they pull out and -j-c-l-t- across the female’s face. afterwards, one male, whilst looking down at the now s-m-n-crossed face yells to her, “are you not entertained?! are you not en-ter-tained?!!!!”
the crossing motion resembles the scene of gladiator where russell crowe takes the two swords and cuts of the opponent’s head. this whole process may also be accompanied by the other male kneeling down, picking up a handful of dirt and/or sand, and letting it fall through his fist, into the wind.
male1: are you not entertained?! are you not en-ter-tained?!!!!!
male2:
female: yes, very much so. i always love getting the gladiator.
ruthless savage attacking all females. takes all challenges regardless of size or age. has no shame and finds his task glorious.
when the gladiator walks into the arena (party or bar full of females) he is on the prowl.
dude did you see that land beast john nailed last night? yeah what a gladiator!
a s-xy man over fourty who is a warrior in bed. and is strong and hardworking. the exact opposite of a cougar!
man bruce willis is a f-cking gladiator he could hit it.
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