Gladwin
the small town – gladwin, michigan
“i’ve never heard of gladwin…where is that located?”
an hours nap mid to late afternoon
“i’m too hungover to handle work right now, i’m going for a gladwin”
an individual that often sleeps excessively and is incapable of commiting to anything or getting p-ssy. a gladwin usually eats many donairs in a short time span and has a hard time explaining something he is excited about. a gladwin’s father has more than likely protected the queen and sometimes may have a friend craig who has everything.
that guy won’t shut up about his dad’s friend craig he’s such a gladwin.
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