glaffenstaff


definition: a stick used to beat entrepeneurs and business-people into submission. used by either of the aforementioned groups in an effort to make the other cave and sign their business deal.

prefix: “glaff”
origin language: italian.
definition: an affiliate platform that connects businesses and entrepeneurs.
suffix: “staff”
origin language: english
definition: long stick/rod used to make yourself look as though you are a leader (see: moses).
“you better come over and sign this merger acquisition, or i’ll beat you to death with my glaffenstaff.”

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