Glaiven


what professer frink from the simpsons yells when he is either excited or upset.
professer frink “i could be a jedi, with the shwingggg shwingggg oh glaiven”
an inner source of near limitless energy, harnessed only by the chosen glaiven knights. easily confused with the force, but much more über.
i can feel it in my inner glaiven…
a jewish exclamation as well as the long form of the name of a french throwing blade of a mythical nature
glaiven!
glaiven is the greatest warrior of all time. none can stand against him. he is an emotionless killer; he knows no loyalties, one who trusts nothing. he walks the shadowy line between light and dark. he has been called many things, from death on two legs to lucifer’s -ss-ssin. his power knows no bounds, fear him for he is death.
as the great army charged at him, glaiven thought to himself, “fools. bring it…”

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