glaminate
verb transitive
to add glitter to and then laminate a doc-ment, thus making it glamorous.
origin early 21st cent.: glitter + laminate. coined by an intoxicated camper who wished to convey the style and permanence of the certificate she ought to receive for completing a drinking challenge.
“you know, she drank way more than she usually does. we really should make her an award with ms publisher and glaminate it.”
“umm…courtney? why is there glitter in the laminator?”
“i was glaminating some doc-ments for a board meeting later today.”
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