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• Glamming

  an erroneous reference for “glamping”. when newspaper editors don’t read the urban dictionary and try to make up their own definitions for words they don’t understand glamming is “camping in style, comfort, and/or luxury while still experiencing the great outdoors.” (not)

• glamouring

  the act performed by a vampire to hypnotize humans into submission so they can drink their blood or have control over them. bill turned and looked at him in such a way that the policeman became fixed and mesmerized by his stare. bill had achieved the glamouring and then proceeded to take his gun.

• ice crotch

  a woman with a v-g-n- that has an icy exterior. this ice renders her crotch impenetrable. this woman will take it upon herself to keep global warming at bay by never allowing her frozen solid hymen to be quivered. d-mn, why is it cold in here? oh, no, wait, nicole’s legs are open. f-cking ice […]

• iced animal cookies

  1) a food individuals can consume to make themselves feel younger. 2) the ant-thesis of oatmeal. if one feels the urge to eat oatmeal, he / she should immediately head to the nearest convenience store to purchase these cookies. oatmeal is a food (traditionally) eaten only by older individuals. 3) the 7th major food group […]

• iceburg turd

  when someone defecates and the fecal matter is so large in size it sticks out of the toilet resembeling an iceberg in the ocean. at mcdonald’s someone defecated and it stuck out of the toilet like an iceburg t-rd

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