Glamplaint
n. a complaint which is disguised as an attempt to flaunt one’s wealth, success, education, connections or social prestige
the setting: an expensive lunch place in manhattan.
blonde woman in a sable coat draped on her shoulders fiddling with a 15 carat emerald ring: “my ex-husband took my kids for christmas by netjet to lyford cay, while i have to sit around by myself in my apartment staring at the snow in central park.”
the woman’s friend, a dapper, older gay man, totally faking empathy: “i feel so badly for you, sweetie” (and actually thinking, wtf, yet another glamplaint coming out of her tacky mouth).
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