Glarbtron


glarbton is everything and nothing. it is the universal pr-noun from which life originated out of the depths of the primordial soup which blanketed the infant earth. it is not uncommon for one to struggle with the meaning of glarbtron, for asking “what is the meaning of glarbtron” is like asking “what is the meaning of life?”

see also, coin
“glarbtron!”

“i had an interesting glarbtron the other day. i was walking through the park when a man claiming to be archimedes frisbee glarbtronned the sh-t out of me. he was riding a brown, glarbtron-shaped bicycle with children for wheels.”

“my day was glarbtorious! how was yours?”

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