Glasgow Bagpiper


s-xual act in which a man receives a very involved bl-w j-b mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. the giver uses one hand to m-ssage the b-lls and the other to stimulate the prostate. it is said to be a favorite scotsmen young and old.
angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a glasgow bagpiper he felt like a new man.

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