Glasgow Shower


to bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.
it was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser
two quick bursts of deodorant under each armpit. as favoured by men who are in too much of a hurry to use a h2o equivalent.
hamish i will be with you in a second, i’m just gonna put a t-shirt over my overalls and have a quick glasgow shower.
to apply aerosol deoderant to one’s pits and bits in order to avoid the necessity of coming into contact with water or, indeed, soap.
christ! i’ve pulled and i’ve only had a glasgow shower! d’you think she’ll notice?quick pssst
where someone doesn’t shower and just covers up there b.o with deodrant.
f-ck me binnys had a glasgow shower!
to bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.
it was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser

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