Glasgow Sock


a pre-meditated s-xual act most prevalent in scotland; the act is said to be extremely pleasurable for the female partic-p-nt.

the act can only be performed if the male is wearing a long pair of sports socks during s-x.

it is performed post–j-c-l-t–n and while in the missionary position; the man will pull out and lurch forward in the direction of the womans head. as his feet approach her v-g-n-, the male will ensure that his sock scr-pes across her cl-toris with medium to strong pressure.

it is said that the sweat which has built up within the sock during s-x can heighten the pleasure for the female.
used in conversation:

“did you dish her the glasgow sock?”

“no! my parents were downstairs and me footie socks were in the wash!”

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