glasgow survival


website examining “ned” culture in a very derogitory fashion. widely known in scotland, features things such as a “ned-a-gotchi” (pun on the tam-a-gotchi craze) soundbox.
see the glasgow survival website for yourself and make your own judgement on it’s merits and stereotypes at www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk

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