glass blumpkin boat


deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the gl-ss boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).
“see those two chicks, we’re going to do a gl-ss blumpkin boat.”

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