glass bowl


what you write on a public moderated chat when you mean “-sshole”. first seen in wash post columnist carolyn hax’s discussions.
i told him he was being a gl-ss bowl last time he did it
-ss hole
he is a total gl-ss bowl for ditching you like that
gl-ss bowl: the scientific term used to describe the ‘gl-ssification’ of the desert regions of the middle east after the inevitable m-ss-nuking heralding the iconic end of the bush administration.
jane: i heard on cnn that the middle east will be turned into a gl-ss bowl in 20 minutes!
john: yeah, i’m already on the live youtube feed!

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